An Interview With Dropsy The Clown

We were fortunate enough to sit down with the one and only Dropsy the clown today, something not many people can say they’ve done!  Since some unfortunate events at his familys circus, Dropsy has, well, dropped off the radar a bit.  Sure, people see him around town engaging in various misadventures, but no one has ever just sat down to try and talk to this elusive man.

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Cliqist : Hi Dropsy!  Thank’s for agreeing to this interview, I know you don’t do them very often, and that you’re really busy with your latest Kickstarter campaign.  How are you today?

Cliqist : Look at that smile!  That’s great.  Hey Dropsy, can I have a hug?

Cliqist : Is that a hammer, and a shovel in your pants?

Cliqist : You Know, forget it, let’s talk about you.  You used to be a circus clown, what happened?

Cliqist : I understand, you don’t want to get into it.  Let’s move on to other things.  So, you live with your father these days.  What exactly happened to your mother?

Cliqist : Right, I think we should keep it light from this point on, don’t you?

Cliqist : Great!  So, you’ve currently got a Kickstarter going.  You’ve had a lot of luck with those so far, haven’t you?

Cliqist : Oh, right.  I forgot about the one this summer.  But that’s ok, sometimes we have to hit bottom to get to the top!  That’s a saying, isn’t it?

Cliqist : Well, your current Kickstarter is going great, you’ve already passed your funding target and you have 24 days left!  Congratulations!

Cliqist : Is it hurtful that someone is making a game for people to enjoy that centers around your misfortune and failures as an entertainer?

Cliqist : I’m not trying to be mean.  I mean, I know you claim to be happy, walking around hugging everyone.  But really, how happy could you be?  Your only friend is a dog, whose name no one can pronounce.

Cliqist : How long can you possibly keep up this charade?

Cliqist :  Aren’t you going to say anything?

Cliqist : Hey! Step back!  You can’t intimidate me!

Cliqist : Hrrrmmmpphhhh

Cliqist : Thanks for the hug Dropsy.  I needed that.  Sorry I was so mean.

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Thanks to Dropsy for taking the time out of your day to “speak” to us!  Take some time to check out his Kickstarter campaign, it runs until November 24th!